I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time
whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
I CAN’T BREATHE
|Expectation:||Hey, I'm going to have a productive day today.|
|Reality:||Eh, I'm going to jerk off and go back to bed.|
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Oh my god so many ways to make pizza
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
Obama and _____
Obama and Oprah Winfrey
Obama and Denzel Washington
Obama and Stevie Wonder
Obama and Jackie Chan
Obama and Michael Jordan
Obama and Patti LaBelle
Obama and Spike Lee
Obama and Beyonce/Jay Z
Obama and Alicia Keys
Obama and Al Sharpton
The white house has never seen so many black people…
except for when it was built.
Nothing changed, but everything is different.
Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early
they’re trying to hard to be stern but they’re breaking cause he’s being such brat this is adorable
- Summer MorningsExpectation:Hey, I'm going to have a productive day today.Reality:Eh, I'm going to jerk off and go back to bed.
- Anonymous said:Hello! I really love this blog! I definitely want to join the military once I finish school but I am torn between the Army or the Marine Corps. I'm afraid that if I don't join the Marines then I would regret it. Could you possibly give some advice or pros and cons? Thank you very much!
Pros: you’ll be a Marine.
Cons: you won’t.
- Anonymous said:My boyfriend recently left for boot camp and I was just wondering if you could give me a rundown of daily life in it?
Sleep deprivation, steady stream of yelling correcting your every movement, standing/walking all day long, short periods of rest, hours of...
- “A compliment is infinitely more difficult to experience then a criticism”
The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late
- Look, here's why I don't use "nigga"
Long explanation short,
I realize that this day and age, many people grow up in an environment where the word...
I wish I was 21 so I could spend all my money on handguns I don’t need